Nobody was there to share.

So I've got another ingrown hair in the bikini back-40 line and it's slowly gotten all infected despite my best efforts (and yes, I'm saying fuck you to social norms and going back to sasquatch; I'm sick of this experiment). I'm drawing it up with warm wet compresses, but those get, well, wet and are sort of annoying.

So I'd read a tip for this exact scenario: Take a condom, fill it with hot water, tie the top like a balloon, et voila! Perfect sizing for the affected area, watertight! When it cools down, just toss it.

I took a break from work to watch yet more Doctor Who and filled me up a condom, tucked it into my undies, and lounged. I got up to get some chili and while in the kitchen felt the most awful sensation in my pants- first thought was SPIDER OMIGOD HUMONGOUS SPIDER and then the condom slithered down my leg and plopped onto the floor. Splat. I laughed so hard I farted (chili, y'know?). But this trick is extremely effective, absolutely worth it. There is no moral to this story. I share to make the world a better place. Sort of.